this is my letter to the world- four minute speech. two point five minutes in. fml. in other news, it’s my bestfriend’s birthday today, (:
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Harry is jealous that Niall is hitting on his man so he hits on Niall’s.
defo ^
harry didnt even have to look where liam’s penis was though
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god - I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
- We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
- All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
- Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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| | ARCHIVE RANDOM RSS.i am hayley, this is my eighteenth year living.
.being old is fun.
.i like horses; i like music; i like a boy.
.here my mask comes off. let's be crazy, let's be carefree, let's do whatever we want, you won't be young forever.
.i'm not trying to fit into anyone's stereotypical mould, i'm just being me.
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